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force out

1. a putout of a base runner who is required to run; the putout is accomplished by holding the ball while touching the base to which the runner must advance before the runner reaches that base; "the shortstop got the runner at second on a force" 

that's how it felt. aren't you proud of yourself?

Dec. 24th, 2007

 Hello all,

I am back.

missed you

lol, I'm a nerd

1. Randomly pick a song from your music library.
2. Find the lyrics for the first four verses/chorus
3. Go to Google translation and translate the lyrics from English into German.
4. Take the new German lyrics and translate them into French.
5. Take the new French lyrics and translate them into English.
6. Post the NEW English lyrics and have people guess the original song.


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ok... I'll stop now

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From Go-Quiz.com
Elizabeth was here... she came for a quick visit and left with a styrofoam head named Jane and some bitchin pictures.
Just chillin at home for now. This afternoon I'm cleaning, starting with the litter box, segueing into laundry and dishes and rounding out the experience by cleaning my sty of a bedroom.
Day off tomorrow...
Gas tank my or may not have a leak (not sure yet) but I've got a check-up scheduled for thursday...

A review of that which busts blocks

Memorial Weekend= blockbuster rentals and a vat of soup I made myself. I rented 5 movies that I've never seen...
The Omen (2006): It was ok. I expected better but it was ok.
Stranger Than Fiction: Also ok... not too bad really, less funny and more serious than I imagined
The Queen: Genuinely good.
Mini's First Time: If you liked the movie "Thirteen" you'll like this one... it even has one of the same actresses, can't remember her name but she was the older one. Not too bad of a movie.
Heathers: Hilarious! I absolutely loved it. no wonder it's a classic.
I didn't realize till I watched them but they all deal with death... great, I'm subconsciously pre-occupied with death... except in that way that by knowing I am, it's not subconscious anymore. lol
Oh well, I've got a vat of soup to finish...

quite a day I've had

I saw a 30 car police motorcade on the way to work... township, city, county, state, university, and tribal police and a few border patrol cars for good measure... no idea who was in the two uber-protected (and probably bullet proof) cars with the tinted windows.
I also learned a little bit about working counter and I got a raise!!! WAHOO! $.35 bitches, yeaaah! Then I got tongue tied and wasn't able to to say much more than "Hey, can you open this for me." ... Oh, well another day...
... I sold the white buffalo... and I bought a light blue lumina... how strange... 
I actually own a car... me... mine... how odd... odd on top of not driving the buffalo anymore... well, at least she's going to a good home and I can visit...
YAY! adventure time!!!!!!!!!

Would it be alright if it were 8pm right now? Its not that I don't want to go to work because work is fine. and it's not because I'd be missing out on doing something fun because everyone will still be at work when I get home. I want to stay home so I can do my laundry and the dishes and not have to worry about whether or not the buffalo will start today, whether or not I'm going to need a ride to work, or like yesterday, a ride home. Tomorrow is my day off... not really a great day off because I'll have to be in bed by 8pm (they want me at work the next day at 4am). damn it.

from Jade

Your senior year of high school:

1. Who were your best friends?
SAISO! Hahaha and my band homies 

2. What sports did you play?
Marching band was my sport

3. What kind of car did you drive?
THE WHITE BUFFALO! Before it was the buffalo... white ’94 blazer

4. It's Friday night, where were you?
grandpa’s house

5. Were you considered a flirt?
… hahaha, funny

6. Did you ever skip school?
once or twice, but my mom would call in for me so I wouldn’t get into trouble.

7. Were you a nerd?


8. Did you get suspended/expelled?

11. Can you sing the fight song?

12. Favorite class?
band, of course

14. What was your school's full name?
Manton High School… or Manton Consolidated Schools

15. School mascot?
the ranger! the one who looks shockingly like Yosemite Sam

16. Did you go to Prom?
yes? It was either junior or senior year…

17. If you could go back and do it over, would you?
nope, I couldn’t do it twice

18. What do you remember most about graduation?
either the almost successful ‘everybody wear slippers/crazy footwear’ idea and the threat that we wouldn’t walk if we didn’t come up with acceptable footwear or

19. Did you go on a Senior Trip?

20. Where were you on senior skip day?
In class…

21. Did you have a job your senior year?
yes, I worked at subway… eat fresh!

22. Where did you go most often for lunch?
The Cafeteria

23. Have you gained weight since then?
no… I lost weight

24. What did you do after graduation?
Posed for pictures and then went to open houses

25. What day did you graduate?
June 6th, 2004

26. Who was your Senior homecoming date?
hahaha funny… thanks, next question ->

27. Do you plan on going to your ten year reunion?
Only if im rich and fabulous

28. Who was your home room teacher?
No idea… some online blow off French class…

29. Who will repost this after you?
maybe Kristopher…

30. Who was President of your class?
don’t know… don’t care!

31. Who was your high school sweetheart?
hahaha hahahaha next question

32. What's your favorite memory from high school?
Probably the time where the townies got together to hang and burn the gay guy at the citgo… it was the first time in Manton where everybody joined in on the festivities!  I’m lieing… no seriously…

33. Do you feel like you accomplished everything that you wanted to?
not yet

34. Do you know the words to your alma mater?
whats an alma mater?

35. What was your class song?
“Small town” John Mellonchamp